30 sexy stocking fillers for your kinky single friends
Make being single fun this Christmas by gifting your friends cheeky and sexy presents to boost their BDSM dating desires (and they won’t cost the earth.)
Even Santa needs a little helper. Sex toys and BDSM equipment for festive frollicking? We’ve got you covered (in candy cane lube no less!) Whether that cheeky elf has been naughty or nice, we’ve picked the best gifts to pack some serious Christmas cheer.
The Nice List
Tickle their fancy with these light-hearted gift ideas for guaranteed jollies all round.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name
Ensure Santa doesn’t forget your sub dom other this christmas and make sure they know their place with these personalised Master or Sub stockings.
Tree-mendous decorations
Who says Kink can’t be cute? These gingerbread men Christmas tree ornaments are a must for every BDSM lover's tree this year.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies
Of course, you can buy your kink-loving single friend a subscription to BDSM dating at Subsanddoms.com. This simple act of kindness could lead to lifelong pleasure, surely the best gift ever?!
Deck the halls
Sexy and unique, this awesome erotic button art depicts close-up line drawings of intimate areas. A hot and not-so-subtle nod to your love of sexual pleasure.
Tied up with ribbon
This Shibari inspired bracelet is perfect for sub dom rope-play lovers, showing a subtle appreciation for the art of Japanese bondage. If you know, you know.
Sleigh what?
Time to make steamy conversation. Kids game turned sexy, these Truth & Dare cards are a perfect way to get in the mood. Why not play them online to spice up BDSM dating chat?
Merry Sexmas
These Small brass erotic pendants are unusual, salacious yet tasteful giving their owner a kinky kick everytime it’s worn.
Santa is cumming to town
Get properly blitzened on Love Drops Aphrodisiac and increase sexual appetite. Now to find someone to feast on...
Up against the wall
These minimalist kinky art prints stand and deliver, we love this one and this one. The perfect backdrop for your BDSM dating video chat.
Jack Frost’s nipples on your nose
Chocolate? No really I’m full. Wait, a nipple?! Sure I could suck on those all night. Spice up the mood post turkey with these after dinner nipples and get them lusting after the real thing.
Show me those sugar plums
Dressing up as the perfect present with some sexy Christmas lingerie for her and for him will make them feel and look sexy. We recommend metallic red or gold for the best shiny baubles.
Can I get a watt-watt?
Create a sexy mood enhancing ambience with these remote control colour changing light bulbs. A sexy Christmas crimson should add fuel to that log fire, oh Santa baby!
Lick my candy cane
If you can get Christmas flavoured coffees, why not lube? Set taste buds tingling with this Candy Cane flavoured lube designed to tickle your tinsel.
Show me your North Pole
Whip out your pencil (of the lead variety) for some lustful colouring with The Filthiest Fucking Coloring Book. Colouring helps reduce anxiety and depression, although with these pics heart rates will probably soar...
Christmas wrapping
Make sure your Yuletide log is suitably wrapped in festive attire. EXS Christmas Design condoms make sure play stays safe and seasonal, ding-dong!
But wait, there’s myrrh...
The Naughty List
These presents are for x-rated festive fun designed to give Elf on the shelf a run for his money...
F**kin' around the Christmas Tree
..and the walls, and the tables and well, just about anywhere. Encourage variety with this 100 Kama Sutra scratch off bucket list poster.
You're so elfish
For those that struggle to say what you really want in bed, these Blow Job undies need little explaining. Your date will be blown away...
Hoe, hoe, hoe!
For the girl whose legs open faster than a Google homepage, I give you the Christmas Slut thong.
Joy to the girls
Is that a fly in my ear? Oh no wait, they're my new vibrator earrings that really work! The perfect accessory for when you’re stuck in Christmas traffic...
O' cum all ye faithful
Increase your chances for a big and powerful O with Lovehoney Bliss Orgasm Balm designed to heighten clitoral sensation.
Stuff my stocking
Nothing says Christmas like golden baubles, but these are not just for decoration. Stuff these Gold jiggle balls in your tukey hole to work pelvic floor muscles and your libido into a frenzy. Plus they're part of Lovehoney's 3 for £15 stocking filler range - kerching!
Hole-y Night
A pinwheel or Wartenberg Wheel is a versatile sex toy that can deliver pleasure or pain depending on the pressure used, it’s also small and easy to wrap.
Festive firestarter
Wax Play Candles will really help set a cosy Christmas scene and are perfect for sexy temperature play. A great piece of BDSM equipment, use alongside bondage for a totally eroticised high-sensational experience.
The Pinch that stole Christmas
Spice up your pinching pleasure with some Magnus Magnetic Orbs. Super-strong (they'll even attract through your palm!) and perfect for clamping any area you want sensitised, just don’t stand too close to the biscuit tin.
(Not so) Silent Night
If you can't decide why not try these sex toy baubles, a pack of six each filled with exciting bondage/sex toys to have your mate moaning merrily on high.
Dreaming of a wipe-clean Christmas
If the feel of vinyl on your skin turns you on then this red vinyl bedsheet will give any bed instant sex appeal. Perfect for when things get a little slippery...
Up the chimney
Anal play is fun for anyone with a butt, and this glass Christmas tree butt plug will offer users precise pressure for unrivalled backdoor pleasure. Plus glass is great heated or cooled for unique temperature sensations.
How Rude!(olph)
This Adult Game Dice will help guide some unique romps, a 69er in your car or go rodeo style in the shower. The dice state positions, body parts, actions and locations, a perfect way to spice up a quiet night-in.
Yule be sorry
Increase your endorphin rush with some erotic spanking, enjoyed as part of role play or punishment in a BDSM scene. This imprint spanking paddle can leave a cheeky worded welt with the right force.
Sleigh my name
Nothing says sexy Christmas more than a candy cane dildo right? This attractive design offers 6 inches of pleasure or use the cane hook to hit that g-spot baby.
Christmas is the perfect time to spice things up in the bedroom, the air is full of excitement, so capitalise this festive season if you’re single and looking to mingle. Just make sure these gifts come with a warning before opening - we don’t want Grandma choking on her sherry.